All you trespassers had to do this time is ask. I would've stopped by
and scooped you out for a couple $2 drafts or a six-pack. Now it looks
like I'll have to return to the hardware store and buy a sturdier
shovel and perhaps a pitchfork as well as a space heater for the dog
igloo I'll have to build for my watchful "Fido."(He must've been asleep
at the switch.) At what point does a stolen item become valuable enough
to be considered "property theft"? I'll review my law textbooks. After
all, I have the time since I'm not shoveling.
Steve Handley
South Duxbury
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